Jonesyify (verb):
- to react to the realisation that a certain event is tomorrow
- to put something off until tomorrow
Etymology: from John Paul Jones’ tour dates in The Song Remains The Same
(via ledzeppelingroupie)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
“I’m an actor, not a star. Stars are people who live in Hollywood and have heart-shaped swimming pools” - Happy 73rd Al Pacino!
(Source: nevershavethomas, via cinemamonamour)
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via doctor-entwistle)
i have something against bruno mars for no reason at all
(Source: hellascared, via sobbert-downey-jr)
Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.
HOLY
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DISNEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
(via noselikeringo)
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
Pretty much the thought process of every cat I’ve ever met.
(via nataliarty)
ep1c:
Getting the least important friend to take the group photo
being the least important friend that takes the photo
not having enough friends to take a group photo